Shipping policy

We offer free shipping on orders over $75. Everything else, you pay the toll like the rest of us.

Order Processing Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days after an order is placed — this isn't instant respawn, there's a queue. Processing times may vary during peak periods (goose is doing her best).

Shipping & Delivery Once your order has shipped, delivery typically takes 5-8 business days, depending on your location and shipping method selected at checkout. Loading screens exist in real life too.

Order Updates Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped, so you can watch it travel slower than your Wi-Fi.

Secure Checkout All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout system. No sketchy side quests here.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be impacted by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other factors outside our control , basically, RNG.