Refund policy

At Critical Honk, we want you to absolutely love your gear , no rage quits allowed.

If you're not satisfied, we'll make it right.

We offer refunds for:

• Items that were sent incorrectly
• Damaged or defective products

Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date (your quest window closes after that, sorry).

To request a refund, contact us at support@criticalhonk.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. No essay required , just the facts, like a bug report.

This Refund Policy may be updated at any time without prior notice, because patch notes happen. For the most current version, reach out to support@criticalhonk.com.

For best long-term results, please refer to the washing and care instructions provided with your purchase.

The goose doesn't survive hot water. Neither will your shirt.