{"product_id":"caotic-neutral-t-shirt-1","title":"Caotic neutral T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGildan Softstyle ® 64000\u003cbr\u003e\n🦢 Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\n🦢 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e\n🦢 Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n🦢 Runs True To Size\u003cbr\u003e\n🦢 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eChaos Inspired Apparel! 🎮\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCritical Honk Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":65575918338397,"sku":"32263680702256377544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":65575918567773,"sku":"27751583342836300316","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":65575918797149,"sku":"68526118998228428536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":65575919026525,"sku":"12175817018540399261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":65575919255901,"sku":"20430979636727067112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":65575918305629,"sku":"30464928333532287510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":65575918535005,"sku":"72687040739315964088","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":65575918764381,"sku":"30401294920695953298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":65575918993757,"sku":"28436740207889396694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":65575919223133,"sku":"13333623864449530191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ S","offer_id":65575918403933,"sku":"73061126725284573378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ M","offer_id":65575918633309,"sku":"12499544758963878231","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ L","offer_id":65575918862685,"sku":"30322592875982195797","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":65575919092061,"sku":"24437045350846472182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":65575919321437,"sku":"72074721388545959302","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1094\/3161\/9933\/files\/17009311815525605660_2048.jpg?v=1787171996","url":"https:\/\/criticalhonk.com\/products\/caotic-neutral-t-shirt-1","provider":"Critical Honk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}